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LUCY IS DISGUISED AS LINUS
Picture yourself at the top of the comics
Waiting for a birdbath to freeze 
The Caption says, "SIGH"
For Halloween your ghost costume was hole-y
A boy with a blanket goes by

Waa-wa-wa-wa-waa-waa-wa-waa-waa-waa

Waa-wa-wa-wa-waa-waa-wa-waa-waa
Yes Ma'am
Waa-wa-wa-wa-waa-wa-wa-waa-waa-wa-waa-wa-wa

CHORUS:   Lucy is disguised as Linus (x3)
​Why?

During baseball season all it does is rain
the girl in right field-
she's waving bye-bye
She'll probably go lean on a piano at Schroeder's
If he ignores her she'll probably cry

Charlie Brown goes to kick the ball
Then she pulls it away
Psychiatric advice will cost you 5 cents
when she's IN

(chorus)

Lucy thinks she's much too old for a blanket
can't have one in public, it's not dignified
If only there was a way to become her little brother
a girl who looks like Linus goes by 
(chorus x2)




The 2014 Fest for Beatles Fans Tribute To The Special Guests
New lyrics written by Danny Donuts

​PETER NOONE
I'M INTO SOMETHING GOOD
WOKE UP THIS MORNING- FEELING FINE
I SLEPT PRETTY GOOD IN THE AUTOGRAPH LINE
LAST NIGHT I WROTE PETER NOONE HIS VERY OWN TUNE- OH YEAH
IT’S CALLED “SOMEONE PINCH ME I’M MEETING PETER NOONE”
SOMEONE PINCH ME I’M MEETING PETER NOONE
I GOT SOME BUTTERFLIES I STARTED FEELING SICK
JUST NORMAL SIDE EFFECTS BEING A NOONE-A-TIC
HE FLASHED HIS SMILE AT ME – IT WAS BRIGHT AS THE MOON
HE FLASHED HIS SMILE, IT WAS BRIGHT AS THE MOON
SOMEONE PINCH ME I’M MEETING PETER NOONE
SOMEONE PINCH ME I’M MEETING PETER NOONE
HE KINDLY DECLINED MY PARTY INVITE
BUT I’LL GET TO SEE HIM SING ON THIS STAGE TONIGHT
HE’LL BE PART OF THE LIVERPOOL JAM
I HOPE HE SINGS “I’M HENRY THE 8TH, I AM”
I HOPE HE SINGS “I’M HENRY THE 8TH, I AM”

HENRY THE VIII 
HE’S MR. PETER NOONE HE IS
MR. PETER NOONE HE IS - HE IS
HE’S BEEN TO THE NEW YORK FEST
BUT HERE IN CHICAGO HE’S A FIRST-TIME GUEST
WELL EVERYONE SHOUT HIS NAME PETER- PETER!
AND EVERYONE BLOW HIM A KISS – A KISS!
WE WELCOME YOU DEAR OL’ PETER
MR. PETER NOONE HE IS

SECOND VERSE- SAME AS THE FIRST
A LITTLE BIT LOUDER AND A LITTLE BIT WORSE!

HE’S MR. PETER NOONE HE IS
MR. PETER NOONE HE IS - HE IS
HE’S BEEN TO THE NEW YORK FEST
BUT HERE IN CHICAGO HE’S A FIRST-TIME GUES
TWELL EVERYONE SHOUT HIS NAME PETER- PETER!
AND EVERYONE BLOW HIM A KISS – A KISS!
WE WELCOME YOU DEAR OL’ PETER
MR. PETER NOONE HE IS
P-E-T-E-R, PETER- PETER PETER- PETER
MR. PETER NOONE HE IS - HE IS
MR. PETER NOONE HE…

MICKEY DOLENZ
MONKEES THEME 
…HERE WE COME
SPREADING PEACE AND LOVE
TRANSFORMING THE HYATT
INTO THE CAVERN CLUB!
HEY-HEY IT’S CHICAGO’S
FEST FOR BEATLES FANS
WE ALL COME TOGETHER
TO CELEBRATE OUR FAVORITE BAND
WE’VE GOT SOME GREAT MUSIC
AND CELEBRITIES
BUT THIS IS THE FIRST TIME
WE’VE GOT A MONKEE
HEY-HEY MICKEY DOLENZ
I USED TO WATCH YOU ON TV
WITH PETER, MIKE AND DAVY
YOU GUYS WERE ALWAYS SO ZANY-
LET’S BRING BACK THE SIXTIES
EVEN JUST FOR ONE DAY
IMAGINE HAVING ONE MORE CHANCE TO-
SEE THE BEATLES AND THE MONKEES PLAY-

LOOK OUT, HERE COMES TOMORROW
UH-OH, HERE COMES A MONKEE
THIS USED, TO BE BEATLEFEST
BUT NOW, THINGS ARE ALL DIFFERENT
BECAUSE OF THIS SPECIAL GUEST
MICKEY (MICKEY)
WELCOME TO CHICAGO
WE’RE SO- GLAD THAT YOU’RE HERE
BUT MICKEY (MICKEY)
I’VE GOT A PROBLEM
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO WEAR
I HAVE LOTS OF BEATLES T-SHIRTS
WHICH ONES SHOULD I WEAR AT THE FEST?
AND I’VE---- GOT SOME MONKEES T-SHIRTS
DARN YOU MICKEY DOLENZ FOR GIVING ME SO MUCH STRESS

MIKE PENDER
LOVE POTION #9
IN LIVERPOOL, BACK IN ‘59
SKIFFLE GROUPS PLAYED PARTIES ALL THE TIME
THE SEARCHERS AND THE QUARRYMEN WELL THEY DID ALL RIGHT
AND NOW I’M SO EXCITED ‘CUZ
MIKE PENDER’S HERE TONIGHT
THE SEARCHERS CAME TO THE USA
THEY HIT THE BILLBOARD CHARTS AND THAT- MADE THEIR DAY
WE HAVE A LEGEND HERE- HE’LL BE IN THE SPOTLIGHT
WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR THIS-MIKE PENDER’S HERE TONIGHT
I FOUND SOME SEARCHERS RECORDS IN THE USED RECORD BIN
I THOUGHT I’D GET THEM SIGNED AND SHARE SOME STORIES & GRINS
BUT THEN I GOT STAR-STRUCK, I WAS ON NEEDLES AND PINS
I LOST MY NERVE—NOW I DESERVE--- A KICK IN THE SHINSI
CAN’T BELIEVE THAT I CHICKENED OUT
HEADED TO MY ROOM TO SULK AND POUT
WENT OVER TO THE ELEVATOR, PENDER WAS IN LINE
WE RODE THE ELEVATOR TO
THE SAME FLOOR NUMBER 7
IT WASN’T FLOOR NUMBER NI-I-I-I-INE
IT WAS FLOOR NUMBER 7
IT WASN’T FLOOR…NUMBER 9, NUMBER 9, NUMBER 9, NUMBER 9

LAURENCE JUBER
I’M A LOSER
LAURENCE JUBER
LAURENCE JUBER
WE WELCOME YOU BACK TO THE FEST
OF ALL THE GUYS, WHO CAN PLAY A MEAN GUITAR
HE JUST MIGHT BE- THE BRIGHTEST SHINING STAR
HE PLAYED WITH PAUL IN THAT BAND KNOWN AS WINGS
AND BABY I’M AMAZED HOW HE MAKES HIS GEE-TAR SING
LAURENCE JUBER- IF YOU DON’T KNOW HIM YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD
LAURENCE JUBER-
HE’S NOT FROM KENTUCKY BUT HE’S FINGER PICKIN’ GOOD…  (harp solo)

MARK RIVERA
TAXMAN
LET ME TELL YOU ‘BOUT THIS NEXT GUEST
I DON’T THINK THAT HE GETS MUCH REST
CUZ HE’S THE SAXMAN
YEAH, HE’S THE SAXMAN

HE’S GOT A NEW ALBUM CALLED “COMMON BOND”
HE SINGS, PLAYS GUITAR N’ WAVES HIS WAND
AND HE’S THE SAXMAN
YEAH, HE’S THE SAXMAN

HE PLAYS WITH RINGO- AND BILLY JOEL
HE PLAYED WRIGLEY FIELD FIELD- AND THE HOLLYWOOD BOWL
HE CAN PLAY JAZZ JAZZ- R&B AND SOUL
BUT MOST OF ALL ALL- HE ROCKS AND ROLLS!
AHHHH- SAXMAN!  (SOLO)

CUZ HE’S THE SAXMAN
YEAH, HE’S THE SAXMAN
BY NOW YOU SHOULD ALL KNOW HIS NAME
AH-HAH MARK RIVERA
HIS SAX SOLOS ARE HIS CLAIM TO FAME
AH-HAH, HE’S THE BEST

AND HE’S PLAYING FOR YOU AND FOR ME…. SAXMAN!

RON CAMPBELL
YELLOW SUBMARINE
BEHIND THE TOONS
THAT WE ALL LOVE
WAS A MAN, WHO MADE THEM GREAT
HE BRINGS CARTOONS, LIKE THESE TO LIFE
HE DIRECTS, AND ANIMATES
AND NOW HE PUTS HIS ART IN FRAMES
OF WHICH HE’LL TRADE FOR SHEETS OF GREEN
HE PERFORMS HIS ART WITH EASE
GO WATCH HIM DRAW HIS SUBMARINES

RON CAMPBELL IS DRAWING YELLOW SUBMARINES
YELLOW SUBMARINES, AND PESKY BLUE MEANIES
RON CAMPBELL IS DRAWING YELLOW SUBMARINES
RINGO WEARING RINGS, AND LOTS OF OTHER THINGS

AUTHORS
PAPERBOOK WRITER
BEATLE BOOK WRITER-WRITER-WRITER

HEY BEATLES FANS WE HAVE A MARKETPLACE
BUY COLLECTIBLES AND STUFF FOR YOUR PLACE
BUT SAVE SOME MONEY FOR SOME BEATLE BOOKS
BETTER RENT A TRUCK , CUZ WE GOTTA LOTTA
BEATLE BOOK WRITERS, BEATLE BOOK WRITERS

MARK LEWISOHN AND BRUCE SPIZER
VAVEEK TIWARY , JUDE S. KESSLER
DAVID BEDFORD, CHUCK GUNDERSON
WHAT THEY HAVE IN COMMON IS THAT EACH ONE’S A BEATLE BOOK WRITER, BEATLE BOOK WRITER

BEATLE BOOK WRITER -WRITER, WRITER

KENNETH WOMAK AND JORIE GRACEN
CANDY LEONARD AND JUDITH KIRSTEN
ANTHONY ROBUSTELLI, JIM BIRKENSTADT
LANEA STAGG AND OF COURSE WE HAVE
ROBERT RODRIGUEZ. ROBERT RODRIGUEZ

RICHARD BUSKIN AND AL SUSSMAN
SUSAN RYAN AND DAVE SCHWENSEN
NANCY LEE ANDREWS, ROB SHANAHAN
AND IT’S NOT A FEST WITHOUT OUR OWN
WALLY PODRAZIK, WALLY PODRAZIK

BEATLE BOOK WRITER, BEATLE BOOK WRITER

BEATLE BOOK WRITER -WRITER, WRITER

MARK HUDSON
CHRISTMAS TIME IS HERE AGAIN
MARK HUDSON IS HERE AGAIN (x4)
HEY SONGWRITERS GRAB A PEN…MARK HUDSON IS HERE AGAIN
“WE CAN WRITE IT OUT”

WE CAN WORK IT OUT
GONNA BE REAL FAMOUS
GONNA BE THE NEXT BIG NAME ON THE MUSIC SCENE
GONNA FIND A PRODUCER, JUST WAITING FOR MY BREAK
THEN I WILL SUCCEED
WE CAN WRITE IT OUT, WE CAN WRITE IT OUT

THANKS TO MARK HUDSON
’LL GET THE CHANCE FOR HIM TO DISCOVER ME
SIGNED UP WITH MARK HUDSON
NOW THE PATH IS SET – I WILL FULFILL MY DESTINY
WE CAN WRITE IT OUT, WE CAN WRITE IT OUT

MICHELLE JONI  &  JANA PELLE
MICHELLE
MICHELLE AND JANA PELLE
THESE TWO NAMES THEY GO TOGETHER WELL,MICHELLE AND PELLE
THEY’RE HOSTING, THEY’RE HOSTING, THEY’RE HOSTING
THEY HOST THE OPEN MIC
AND WE SINCERELY HOPE YOU LIKE
THIS NEW SHOWCASE IN A REAL COOL SPACE NEXT DOOR IN PEPPERLAND

ERIC CASH
ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE
TAKE HOME AN ERIC CASH
TAKE HOME AN ERIC CASH
TAKE HOME AN ERIC CASH, CASH
CASH IS ALL YOU NEED

TERRI HEMMERT
DR. ROBERT
TERRI YOU NEED TO TAKE A BREAK- 
IT’S DOCTOR’S ORDERS
NO RINGO, NO PAUL, NO PRIDE PARADE AT ALL
IT’S DOCTOR’S ORDERS

DOCTOR’S ORDERS
YOU GOT A NEW AND BETTER KNEE
I GAVE YOU THE RECIPE
TAKE A BREAK AND LET IT BE
IT’S DOCTOR’S ORDERS

BREAKFAST WITH THE BEATLES IN HALF THE TIME
IT’S DOCTOR’S ORDERS
AND I DON’T WANT TO HEAR YOU WHINE
IT’S DOCTOR’S ORDERS

DOCTOR’S ORDERS
BUT IF YOU REALLY WANT TO HEAL
GO TO THE FEST IT’LL SEAL THE DEAL
YOU KNOW HOW GREAT YOU’LL FEEL WITH DOCTOR’S ORDERS

GET WELL WELL WELL YOU HEARD IT EVERYDAY
GET WELL WELL WELL- THE CARDS SAY---

TERRI HEMMERT
YOU’RE THE #1 FEST SUPERSTAR- TERRI HEMMERT
COME ON GIRL SHOW US YOUR SCAR- TERRI HEMMERT

​TERRI HEMMERT,YOU CAN REALLY ROCK AND ROLL,
AND YOU GOTTA LOTTA SOUL
​AND EVERYBODY KNOWS- TERRI HEMMERT

More Songs Coming Soon.

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